How to make a woman happy?

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 5
3. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes



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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food and beer
3. Hand over the remote.

Attention!

For more pictures on Genting Trip (6/12/05- 8/12/05) please direct to this link

http://s13.invisionfree.com/Class5Sc1/index.php?showtopic=63&st=0&#last

thank you..


-nick

Genting Trip 2005

1st time posting here...got any mistake please correct me..:P


group photo


The Organiser


it is 4.50 am in the morning..


guess who!




-nick-

Statements Of Alex when he is high ..

1. Someone said “Alex you should not drink ur beer so fast”
Alex replied “must drink fast then only fun”

2. Someone said “In genting u better not drink so much
Alex replied “I’m gonna drink man ! .. Drink till I die!”

3. Someone said “ Dun disturb (name) when he is driving”
Alex replied “I wont disturb him I’ll just suck his ****”

And if u are wondering there was plenty more ...

This is an Update.

Wow.

Rare.

Hahahaha. Ok. Stop complaining fags. The whole class is currently busy in the middle of their SPM examinations therefore they can't/don't blog. Except me of course. As usual.

Add Maths our next paper. It sucks, I know.

Kar Wai has probably thrown his add maths notes away cause he doesn't need em anymore.
Pei Huan is probably resting her mind now or doing Chem cause she dropped Add Maths.
Alex is blogging here cause he suck in Add Maths.
Low brothers should not make any careless mistakes(their only worry btw).
Praveen stop looking back when you finished your paper.
Nick stop merajuk-ing and ask me for the username/password and good luck for your 'tuitionless' paper tomorrow.
Richmond you rock in Add Maths don't lanci anymore.
Others, all the best and gl hf.

I bet NONE of you will be reading this before the paper but I'm gonna say it anyway.
Good luck, have fun. Make Ms.Ki proud.


-alexeO-

Prom Night 2005

Sekolah Seri Cahaya is hosting their PROM NITE
2005 at "ZEST CLUB" Sunway Lagoon Resort
Hotel on the 12th of December. So dont miss out
on the fun!! There will be guest performances by
RESHMONU, VESPERTINE, K-TOWN clan,
ELVIRA, VICK (Malaysian Idol), SALSA
DANCERS, SOULLESS and as well as HIP HOP
DANCERS.

DJ's Profile:
Marcus Chng has been involved in the
entertainment industry since 1989. Marcus first
started out into the club scenes in Indonesia,
Kuala Lumpur & PJ for a few years.

The National press & media voted Marcus as the
youngest DJ in Malaysia in 1990.

Marcus went into various mobile & event
establishments, thus bringing himself up as one of
Malaysias hottest and most requested emcee.

Amongst some of the events in which he has
hosted are:
BP Annual Dinner & Dance

Shell Family Day

Ernst & Young Annual Dinner

KPMG Annual Dinner & Dance

Pfizer Staff Annual Getaway, Team Building, Penang

IBM International Convention, Beijing China

Tupperware International Convention, Gold Coast Australia

Tupperware International Convention, Bangkok Thailand

MBf Cards ‘e.power’ Mastercard Launch

Malaysian Pharmaceutical Society Dinner – Central & Penang Branch

Technip Family Day & Annual Dinner

Delifrance Annual Dinner

KFC Holdings Manager’s Convention

Maxis ACM 2001

Celcom ACM 2002

Sara Lee Annual Dinner & Dance

Grundfos Annual Dinner & Dance

British American Tobacco Treasure Hunt

Abbott Laboratories Annual Dinner & Dance

BMW Annual Dinner & Dance

Honda Malaysia Annual Dinners & Dealers
Convention

Star Wars Trilogy Roadshow

Nestle Sales Convention & Roadshows

& many more . . .

So be there to enjoy a melange of music for a
night u will never forget...

Tickets are priced at RM120 per person!

Time: 7.30pm-12.30am

Age Limit: 15 yrs and above

*Limousine services are available at a minimum charge.

Contacts: 016-3126338, 012-2858643, 0166259466, 0172029363


-shyan

5 Science 1 Forums~!

http://s13.invisionfree.com/Class5Sc1/

Yes it's true! It's finally here!
Don't worry cause this blog will still be updated!


Hehehehhehehe
-alexeO-

Keep Out.

Hoho. Done all that 100%.

Have fun spotting ppl out!


Grr.

-alexeO-

5S1 Creative Works

Hey guys.
As part of the blog revival team, I decided to start a new thing for the blog.

This will be called the 5S1 Creative Works.

Every now and then, this blog would be posted with any original work by the students of 5S1. It can be self-written english articles, bm articles, mandarin articles, photography, designing, drawn art, lyrics, anything at all!

Comments are certainly appreciated and i'll try to add a small space everytime for the comments of whoever who contributed the piece of work.
Hopefully, this would show the more 'creative' side of 5Sc1 and encourage ppl to do the same.

If you guys have any piece of work you will like to share, feel free to msg me and send me via MSN Messenger. If it's not a computerised work, meet me in real life and we will try to get it on the computer. Thanks. And oh yea, if you are NOT from 5Sc1 and still wish to share ur work, feel free to do so. Just nudge me and tell me.

To start things off, we got..

Kah Jin a.k.a Mysterious Absentee


Kah Jin :- i was really pissed, the prick who asked me to get a life inspired me and i wrote it when i was in the 'warcraft addiction' days
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Just the other day I was engaged in a rather strange discussion. A friend, who is a girl, asked a group of us 'guys' why we play computer games. The immediate responses were sarcastic replies. "To get away from nagging women, who ask annoying questions."

Most of the guys didn't seem to have a serious answer. I, on the other hand, know exactly why I play computer games. I play computer games because I want to escape reality. There is no other reason.

When I play a computer game I don't have: homework to do, tests to study for, a job to get to, a girlfriend to deal with, bills to pay. When I play a computer game I have no life. That is the way I want it. I don't want to worry about next week, or the week after that.

Just a few days ago I won versus someone who was better than me, because he* made some crucial mistakes that I capitalized on. He obviously didn't like getting beat by me. So the shit talk started, while he hid his buildings.

*(I assume it was a he, because I doubt a girl would say what 'he' said. Girls just aren't that stupid. I could be wrong.)

Most of the time, if someone tries to bring me back to reality, while I'm playing in another dimension, I get a little peeved. The game lingered on about fifteen minutes longer than it should have. During this time, he hurled insults at me. Telling me to:

"Get a life!"

Now my immediate response was "no". I don't really think he understood my answer entirely. The onslaught of 'roflcopter' (what idiot made that up?), 'rofl', 'lol', 'lolz', came by the dozen. It seemed to make him happy that I was unwilling to 'get a life', like I can just run down and pick out the one I like.

After considering what he was saying I decided I should ask, "Which life?", because I sure don't want to buy the wrong one! Again, I doubt he understood me and I wasn't going to explain myself. He said I should get a real life. What does that mean?

Is the life I lead now not real? Do I live in the matrix? Wait, I better charge off to get myself a better 'real' life. So I was shopping around the life aisle, you know how depressing it is. These people have such amazing lives, while I just live in a box and my computer is made of bamboo. My coconut string modem is kind of choppy too. I don't really have a life of any kind. But wow, these people, their lives are just so amazing.

This guy has a girlfriend, and we all know that the number of girlfriends in the past year is directly proportional to the quality of life. In fact there is a direct relation to the rising rate of increase in the quality of life in regards to the number of girlfriends. If I work out the quotient I can see a direct graphical relationship with happiness and quality of life depending on how many girlfriends I have. The divine number has been found if I just increase it, my life will most assuredly get better.

Oh wait, look there is a sale going on at those lives over there. Wow, I could get a derivative of Einstein's life. That would be great: changing the world forever, having everyone in the world know my name. Crap, look at the negatives, I would have to love science more than women. I would have a crappy job to begin with because I didn't work hard in school; damn I don't even know what a Swiss patent clerk is!

Perhaps I should take a look at the more expensive lives. No don't like the porn star, high chance of dying from sexually transmitted disease. Ouch, definitely don't want the dictator, slaughter thousands of innocent people and be known as a monster for the rest of time. Definitely don't want that life, protesting to the English, and what a weird way to 'fight back'.

Dammit, this is just too hard; I can't make this kind of decision. I need to take a break from reality. I'm going to go play Warcraft. Oh wait look, that life looks nice, hey hold on second, this is my...

End of article.

Go gamers! Woohoo!
Alrite guys, any stuff msg me. Bye for now.

-alexeO-

Photos from Photoboy

Got the mood to upload photos.
I'll start with the 3 Sport Houses.


Yellow House.
President : Teck Kuan
Vice Pres : Haris

Champions 2005, of course. ;)



Red House
President : Praveen
Vice Pres : Norizman

They always manage to slip through every single year!


Blue House
President : Teck Eng
Vice Pres : Koi Lin

Pushed the 2 houses all the way. They were in fact placed 1st or 2nd before the track events. I guess lady luck wasn't on their side this year.'


Will post other photos next time.

-alexeO-

Priceless Picture

Ever wonder how big planet Mars is?
...... now here's an answer.


-lte-

Precious Picture

This picture is taken during our moral trip to an autistic centre and it's one precious picture too. Enjoy.

5 Science 1, 2005

Top Row: kah jinn, teck eng, chuang sing, jonathan yue, zhi ven, teck kuan, wilson, wan choy

Middle Row: alex, pei huan, huey shyan, allen, praveen, haris, kelvin, vincent, koi lin, cezlynn, su cheng

Siting: richmond, vivian, kim (monitor), josephine (class teacher), chrisanne (asst. monitor), jia xin, kar wai


:)

Lazy to name everyone out.
So if someone do it for me it'll be great.

have fun figuring everyone out!



-alexeO-
edited by kLown

ForGiveNess

yo capt sorry couldnt join u at the master master basrtard plan so sorry..
burdy hell every1 turned up..ahahah heard got sum unexpected ppl got drunk i wanted 2 be there ...so sorry. wei update details of party now!!!!!!! just edit this post or something
happy burfday again !!!!!!!!

-kLown-

Joke of the Year.

We were having a conversation on MSN when suddenly Teck Eng used the knock wink.

Chrisanne : Who's there?
Teck Eng : Me
Chrisanne : Me who?
Teck Eng : Bon Jovi.



..........
silence.

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!

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Hoohoho.... Finally! 3 months long without a modem..
ahem what should i say?
Errrr, happy studying cos SPm is 3 months away?

And this is also a Global Announcement by -GU- Vice President. All -GU- members and Admins are required to post a three foot long autobiography along with pictures about themselves since arriving at SSC after SPM. So get prepared for it. More announcements will come up soon about the things that -GU- members should do and events that is going to happen after SPM. Thank you.


-lte-

National Service dilemma

i once accidentally lead the whole class into thinking that the list was out(a few days bacK)...panic was every where its was both funny and stressful. though it was not the real thing but everyone initially took it as a practise run to get themselves emotionally ready for the real thing

Well the real thing is out....officially 17 july every1 got to noe.
koi Lin n cezlynn were the in my opinion lucky recipiants. i would say congrats go haf fun but majority of the class who rather say "i feel sorry for u....good luck"

the whole class is behind u 2 ...we'll be supporting u gals all the way.enjoy urselves cherish the experience go make new friends so u can come back one day and show off all ur experiences 2 us. honestly u guys are taking ns so negatively.prav would agree wit me.

k thats all for now. my 1st post in months heheh its good to be back. oh ya just for u all to noe everything isnt wat it seems to be, and dun be so gullible to everything that u hear.
till later klown out !!!!


-kLown-

Teacher's Day 2005

It's over. Sad. :(
But it was a great day though. Fun stuff throughout the day. Well fun, at least for me..
Hope the teachers like it. I'll like to take this opportunity to wish our great great wonderful teachers another Happy Teacher's Day and keep up the good work!!!

I'll also like to congratulate the group who worked hard to make this event a successful one. Well, you guys did it, so u guys deserved the credit!

As for the photographer, who is me again.. I'll burn the photos into a CD for whoever who wants it. The photos are Okay.. with a few exception of course. Still practicing! Grr.
Here's a preview!


The main people in chargeTaken before 'The Quest'.


Haha. Till next time, bye!
-alexeO-

Latest Pictures

Here are some pics of the gang taken recently .. there's not much actually .. enjoy anyway ..


This pic was taken on the Moral Project Outing (Somewhere in PJ)
Classic 5 Science 1 pic ..

Here are some pics from Koi Lin's 17th Birthday party ..(What A Party!)


This was when -GU- core members first arrived .. Thats when the party started man .. Notice that everyone is so well dressed ..


The Birthday Girl .. Looking Stunning .. I remember singing the "Happy Birthday" song quite a few times .. i Dunno why ..


The Birthday Girl lining up to be tossed in the pool .. (She really flew man) PRICELESS!!!!


In the pool ..


This is another priceless picture man .. Notice that most of the guys from 5 science 1 are in it with the birthday gurl.. (What a great bunch of guys) ..PRICELESS!!


Enjoy,
Prav
-GU- PrEZ

Woah. I never noticed this.

I never noticed this comment made at all!
If you guys remember, this year's sports day was kinda heated up and the 3 house presidents gave their own 'speech' after the Sports Day on this blog.
I never realised there was such a negative response to the Yellow house president's post!

eventhough this is long overdue, but i've never seen such hatred and anger. I copied and paste to make this easier for everyone.


At 3:52 PM, Anonymous said...
FUck you !!!u think you very great izzit???huh!juz bcoz u won the title n u can bcome MR MATURE....not!!!!u r juz a guy who wans 2 show off n may b u r the 1 who did the fuss about dry ice n copying!!!!!!!!!!ur speech sux!!!!!this guy here is juz trying 2 convince every 1 that he is MR NICE GUY!!!!which i dun think he is....den 1 more....making new shirts....why shud u change the school tradition????making ur own t-shirts n forcing the student to pay!!!!wats the result???yellow lost in the marchpast n the bloody shirts goes into dustbin or drawer 4ever!!!!there goes Rm 15 ....phew...(flying off)4 me i think tis year sports day had been the worst i hav seen...everything seems not right!!!bcoz of the leader itself!!!!why would u wanna make a big fuss out of it???anyway sports day is over but the hateness will always lies in the heart!!!whoever izzit i dunno..buti m sure theres a lot of ppl who hates u very much....very very very MUCH!!!!!!u suck!!!thats it!!!(u r a ego man who wanna show off)!!!!


Wow. I'm really offended with the t-shirt comment though. Pls note anonymous, that was my idea and i wouldn't see it as changing the 'school tradition' (if that's how u put it) at all. The reason i came up with the idea was because i thought it is a new thing we'll introduce as many other schools design their own house t-shirt for their respective sports day.

Anyone knew about this earlier? I certainly had NO idea until i was bored enough to check for comments for every old posts. I'm confused. ~_~


-alexeO-

Untitled

everyone from 5sc1 is currently studying except me.
i am damn bored.



who plays WoW here?
join me.
thx.



-alexeO-

EVENT POSTPONED to a later date.

Yeap!
It's true. :)

Since the craze for badminton is rapidly increasing, I decided to organize a friendly tournament mainly among our class, 4Sc1! Other students from other classes can join too if they're interested. So don't worry! =)

And yes, there are prizes to be won too! (dun expect RM 10,000 price money pls, thx)

Details: -
1. The date currently set for this friendly tournament is the 16th of April, 2005. This Saturday.
2. The venue will most probably be at 3K, Subang. It may be at BJ too for some reason.
3. 16 Players are needed for this tournament. (if the limit is exceeded, we will decide then, but i doubt it'll happen)
4. The format for this tournament is, 1st round, quarters, semis and Finals. Knockout style. No complains about the draw made pls.
5. What else? Yea, pls be sporting guys. And don't say things like,"aiyah dowan la, so lazy." , "aiyah, sure won't work out one la! so dowan to go la, waste time."
CMON GUYS! Be supportive of this! it'll turn out great if everyone is interested.
6. The prize? Everyone will be charged a certain fee for the tournament. It'll probably be RM3 bucks each for the 2 courts, 2 hours(hopefully) if the amount of players stick at 16. If not it shall differ but not alot.
Therefore, everyone would be charge RM10 to participate i guess. then the winner would get that amount minus the amount used for the booking. That's the temporary prize. Zzz.
7. It'll probably be from the afternoon. Time not decided.
8. Anything else sms me or bug me in MSN. Thx.



The current list of players confirmed:-
1. Richmond
2. Alex
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.
13.
14.
15.
16.

Your feedback is appreciated.
Thank you! And have fun collecting ur exam results. ;)

-alexeO-

MSSD edited photos.

haha!
i actually didn't plan to do so soon..but zhi ven asked me to edit one and i was in the mood just now so i did 5!
comment if you like. i just made it on the spot. =P
















if you think it's nice and want the files in their original sizes to use it as ur desktop background or something...hahahaha.. feel free to message me in MSN!
Oh wellz! :)

cheers!
-alexeO-

MSSD Basketball ...(some district)

SSC participated.
and got into the finals!!! Wuhoo.
It also means, qualification to the next stage!!!
Here are the pics!
WARNING : Long, long post again.

All these pics are from the semifinals and above.. i missed the quarterfinals against la salle pj cause i arrived late. :( so anyway, here it goes.

Semis Vs SMK Taman Sea(White jersey)
Finals Vs SMK Abdul Samad(Light blue jersey)



Warming Up! Dem gaya pic. haha.


Handshake with Taman Sea before the game.


Gaya.


And so it started. I don't think i'll be posting many captions for the photos as i'm a noob in bball and don't know half of the rules or more. So erm, i'll just post the pics and type something if there's something i want to say. Haha.




Check out the height of the jump. O_O


I realised Taman Sea repeated this move many many times. Same style. Same players position. I think it's something they practiced. And yet everytime they do it, they score. :/


Our very supportive batch of supporters and subs.


I just love the jumps. I don't think I can jump half of their maximum height.


Another nice pic. Notice how much they hate Zhi Ven(captain) to score.


Lay up? Is this what u call this move? Regardless of what, it's still cool.


Angle shot.




Zhi Ven rox.


The high jump again! Argh. How jealous.


This has such a.....typical 'high school' feeling to it. Hahaha. Must be the movies.




I forgot if this shot went in eventually. haha.


Not sure again.


The final score! 42-46. Very very close, scary and exciting. The last 1 minute of the game, i can bet you the whole SSC bench was trembling.


I took this when i was lying down. It's Samad VS Catholic in the other semi. Samad won.


SSC Warming up for the Finals.


First impression of Samad.


He was hesitant to take a pic at first. But i forced him to. Our cheerful and funny captain, Zhi Ven. Scored alot for SSC.


Another warm up pic. This guy was asking me to take his pic as he realised he didn't have a single shot for the first game doing layups. Haha. so i purposely took this pic.


Handshake with Samad.


Batch of supporters.


3 secs before the 'kick off' whistle.






Another of my fav pics.


Cool pic.


I dunno what happened to this shot.


We lost kinda badly, but we know we could had won. If not for the tiredness and lack of concentration, we could perform better.

Sigh. Oh well.
The good thing is, we still managed to qualify for the next stage. Which is very good and first time in our school history!

Mr.Lopez dropped me off at a LRT station and i took it to the nearest station to my mum's office. LRT is kinda cool actually. Realised how fun it is today. Haha. As i waited in the station for my mum to pick me up..it started drizzling..then raining..then omg thunderstorm and heavy rain. I managed to take one pic as it was raining. I had a sudden urge to take a pic that time. Haha.



And i went home after that.

Congrats SSC!
-alexeO-






Cheerz guys! Continue visiting!
-alexeO-